do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
i think i have a different model
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i want a relationship like this
the bitch flewwwwwwww
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
white & innocent touch me plz
logan-its-me-deadpool-i-shot-you:
O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E.
FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT
seaweed
THEY HUNGER
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why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
whoa
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