1. (via vaginalsalsa)

    3 days ago  /  241 notes  /  Source: idiod

  2. calls grocery store

    me: do you have cotton balls

    worker: yes

    me: does it tickle when u walk

    worker: -hangs up-

    1 week ago  /  247,101 notes  /  Source: nuggits

  3. (via laugh-all-night)

    1 week ago  /  187,349 notes  /  Source: memewhore

  4. timothydelaghetto:

Wow

    timothydelaghetto:

    Wow

    1 week ago  /  161,259 notes  /  Source: body-modification-lifestyle

  5. timothydelaghetto:

recoveryisbeautiful:

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

this spoke to me


Mothafuckin PREACH

    timothydelaghetto:

    recoveryisbeautiful:

    in-catz-we-trust:

    why cant more people realize this?

    this spoke to me

    Mothafuckin PREACH

    1 week ago  /  281,236 notes  /  Source: in-catz-we-trust

  6. ask-decayed-loyalty:

quantumaviator:

d0cpr0fess0r:



WHAT THE FUCK

i dont get it

    ask-decayed-loyalty:

    quantumaviator:

    d0cpr0fess0r:

    image

    WHAT THE FUCK

    i dont get it

    (via laugh-all-night)

    1 week ago  /  315,414 notes  /  Source: hipsterfart

  7. thespacegoat:

    zacksplosion:

    gimmegrimmy:

    thecityofpawnee:

    nerdmodeactivated:

    tea-in-the-tardis:

    bakuraryou:

    OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

    image

    AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

    I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

    THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

    SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

    We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

    image

    image

    THAT WAS ONE TIME

    HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

    (via laugh-all-night)

    2 weeks ago  /  622,886 notes

  8. (via timothydelaghetto)

    2 weeks ago  /  37,883 notes  /  Source: zootedboy

  9. derselala:

    thosegreenapples:

    lyrangalia:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    voltisubito:

    Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

    Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

    You fucking named it the Desert Desert

    way to fucking go

    chai tea

    I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

    "Soviet" means "union"
    The Union Union

    We’re good at this.

    the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

    (via laugh-all-night)

    3 weeks ago  /  439,874 notes

  10. someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

    someactorkid:

    ellendegeneres:

    In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

    How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

    (via laugh-all-night)

    3 weeks ago  /  352,349 notes  /  Source: ellendegeneres