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  2. paragonikathryn:

    falstafff:

    i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
    think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

    This is genius

    (via laugh-all-night)

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  3. elimin8theimpossible:

    cricsyxo:

    divinedorothy:

    egotastical:

    divinedorothy:

    bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

    how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

    ask a lesbian

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    this is never not funny

    (via laugh-all-night)

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  5. zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

    zac-afron:

    no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

    (via its-about-time-someone)

    3 weeks ago  /  224,568 notes  /  Source: memewhore

  6. alvaroruso13:

    when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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    (via damn4fricawhathappened)

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  9. orkafoz:

    boner-medicine:

    ejaculot:

    when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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    I can relate little corgi.

    this gif is so accurate it went from funny to me crying in 0.2 seconds

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